#Incorrect mha quotes

[fever-dreamer97]

Izuku: You belong in a museum. You look like a painting from the rain a sauce.

Bakugo:

Izuku, blushing: T-The rainsaunce. Re-ressasauce. Re…

Bakugo: Are you trying to say “The Renaissance?”

Izuku: Yeah.

[karmaspidr]

Aizawa: Alright, class. For today's lesson, you'll be working together to take down Problem Child #1.

Izuku: Aizawa Sensei, I would rather not-

Aizawa: I wasn't talking to you, Midoriya. GET OVER HERE, PROBLEM CHILD!!!

Koichi: Hi.

Iida (heard about Koichi from his brother and met him at the hospital): ...well we're fucked.

[dadzawa-vibes]

Y/N: (Clicks pen)

Shinsou: (Clicks pen in response)

Bakugou: Stop that!

Shinsou: Stop what?

Bakugou: You're talking about me in Morse code. Well you know what? The joke's on you because I know Morse code. Ha!

Y/N: ...Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, I interrupted our usual training regime and taught Shinsou a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[Later]

Shinsou to Aizawa: That’s exactly what we did

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri?? Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!! Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!! Aizawa:

[munchcorner]

[babybird-keigo]

Shigaraki: Did you have to stab them?

Toga: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Shigaraki: What did they say?

Toga: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Shigaraki: That’s fair.

[weallscreamfordadmic]

Hizashi: Hey Sho, can you pass me my glasses? Hizashi: Sho? Hizashi: Sho, they're like, right in front of you. On the coffee table. Hizashi: Shouta. Hizashi: ...are you ignoring me? Hizashi, pouting: babe, please. Eri, around the corner: Pay up. Shinsou, handing over money, still staring at the pile of clothes with a wig Hizashi is talking to: You know what, I'm not even mad. Wow. I didn't think he was that blind.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Bakugou: Ugh, all you pretty boys are the fucking same Midoriya: …You think I'm pretty? Bakugou: Oh, like you don't get told that every damn day with your big doe eyes and cute little freckles. Its sickening

[alien-slushie]

Shinsou: *error.exe*

Sero: Uh, what's wrong with Shinsou?

Uraraka: Apparently nobody warned him that Midoriya can pick up a refrigerator like it's a plush toy.

Sero: Poor bastard.

[sleeplessdreamer14]

y/n: (looking at iida from across the room) look at him with his stupid glasses and his dumb undercut.

iida:

y/n: I have to have him.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Monoma: I'm 80% awesome, 20% water and 100% handsome.

Bakugo: That's 200%.

Monoma: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

[fever-dreamer97]

Izuku, holding a basketball: Kacchan! This is for you!

Izuku, tosses the ball and misses the basket: Aw.

Bakugo: That was so fu*king pathetic, I love him so damn much.

[sansfangirl24]

Bakugo: I can't marry you, your too good for me!

Izuku; what does that even mean?!

Bakugo: your too nice to me!

Izuku: I'll- I'll be less nice!

Bakugo: your gifts are too specific!

Izuku: i'll get you a gift card!

Izuku: i'm sorry i never meant to hurt you!

Bakugo: your too emotionally supportive!

Izuku: we can work on that in therapy!

[dadzawa-vibes]

Y/N: [sneaking into the dorms in an oversized coat]

Aizawa: What's with the coat?

Coat: [meows]

Aizawa: Y/N, what is in the coat?

Y/N, sweating: Drugs?

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

AllMight: Hey, Aizawa? Did You ever want support items aside from your capture weapon???

Aizawa: ....I tried a jet pack once...

AllMight: A JET PACK???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

Aizawa: Nope. I attached it to my sleeping bag for fast transport with a layer of protection.

AllMight: Well...what happened???

Aizawa: I discontinued the jet pack...

Aizawa: because Mic was TERRIFIED.

AllMight: Did he think you'd crash?

Aizawa: No, he thought I looked like a giant caterpillar with rocket boosters.

Mic: Yeah I threatened to break up with him.

Aizawa: he was crying

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

*Todoroki's parents had a quirk marriage and he grew up super sheltered, so he has absolutely no context surrounding modern dating. Izuku tries to explain*

Izuku: Okay, so the whole point of dating is to do an activity to get to know someone better.

Shoto: We do bonding activities the time - just last week we went out mini golfing and got coffee afterwards. Are we dating?

Izuku: No, no! So for it to be a date, you need to have romantic intentions towards the person.

Shoto: What do you mean

Izuku: *Blushing* Um...Like you want to kiss them and hold their hand and stuff!

Shoto: But I want to do those things with you when we hang out. So what does that mean?

Izuku:

Izuku: Yeah, I guess we are dating.